Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Fun with Headlines 11-26-2013

Pope Francis: 'I prefer a church which is bruised, hurting and dirty' LINK
- AA says: That's how most priests prefer their altar boys as well.

30 Haitian migrants die, 110 saved after boat capsizes LINK
- AA says: Racist Great White Sharks refuse to consume dark meat.

Lara Logan Taking Leave of Absence from 60 Minutes After Benghazi Report Errors LINK
- AA says: Logan told to return when she is over 80, like all the other anchors (and audience) of 60 Minutes.

Does requiring contraceptive coverage violate religious freedom? LINK
- AA says: Only in cases of immaculate conception.

Gore goes vegan LINK
- AA says: In what is surely an unrelated story - vast swathes of American farmland are being devastated nightly, as if consumed by hoards of stampeding pigs.

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