Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Philip Chism: Another of Obama's Sons

And this one is a dead ringer for the mulatto-in-chief! Philip Chism, 14, is accused of having murdered a 24-year-old High School teacher, Colleen Ritzer, in Danvers Massachusetts. Reports say Chism bludgeoned Ritzer to death in a school bathroom, then carried her body outside and dumped her in the woods.

Let's run through some possible scenarios, a couple of which are already being bandied around on the internets.
1) Lover's Quarrel: In this day and age of promiscuous female teachers statutory raping their male students, this possibility cannot be overlooked. Which is not to disparage Ritzer - yet.
2) Indirect Lover's Quarrel: One theory in the comments section at the link above is that Ritzer was having an affair with the soccer coach, who instructed Chism to dispose of the body. Again, not disparaging anyone yet.
3) Chimp Out: Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of darkies? Bad grade, perceived slight, practice for gangsta life, spurned advances, covering up another crime, wrong place at wrong time - all are possible.
4) More New Black Standard of Sanity: Perhaps this is the next wave of crazy Negro behavior following Aaron Alexis, Miriam Carey, and John Constantino.
5) Bullying: Perhaps Philip Chism was striking back against the world after years of being taunted as "Fill Up Jism". If had had just hung on a few more years, he would have had a great nickname for his gay porn career.

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