Sunday, September 29, 2013

To find a missing beaner child...

...you must think like a missing beaner child.


So, think - you're a twelve-year-old missing beaner girl (like this one, Adrienne Solorzano in Texas).

Why are you running away? Probably one of your 15 uncles is coming to town and you don't feel like getting child-raped tonight (again).

What do you take with you? A talking monkey, talking map, and talking back-pack.

Where were you last seen? Most likely at the welfare office with your mother.

What is your primary motivation? Well, you're probably pregnant with your uncle's child, so you are going to be pretty hungry needing to eat for two ... got it! You head for the nearest Mexican restaurant. Which, in fact, was where they found Adrienne Solorzano.

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