Monday, June 03, 2013

Fatal Infection

Michael Douglas is under scrutiny for comments he made that seem to link his battle with throat cancer to an HPV infection acquired from performing oral sex.

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In order to complete this entry, I have dosed myself with a powerful antiemetic. I have only a few moments, so I shall be brief. I think Michael Douglass has been taken his method acting too far, if he is getting throat cancer from oral sex. See the picture below.






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