Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Choking Down Nigella Lawson

British tabloids are having fun distributing pictures of TV chef Nigella Lawson (celebrity-kikess) being choked in public by her husband Charles Saatchi (pseudo-celebrity-because-he-is-a-rich-kike).


Saatchi described the incident as a "playful tiff". I suggest he would have done better to describe the incident as...
1) Checking Nigella for swollen lymph nodes.
2) Massaging Nigella's throat to clear an under-chewed piece of brisket.
3) Demonstrating to Nigella Darth Vader's choke-hold from Episode IV.

These would have been more believable than a "playful tiff".

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