Friday, June 28, 2013

Nagging Female? Easy solution found.

A 64-year-old New Zealand woman accidentally glued her mouth shut, when she mistook a glue stick for lip balm. Read about it here. If it works by accident, I'm sure it can work equally well by deception. I expect a rash of such "accidental" gluings once this story catches on.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Day 2 of Precious Testimony in Trayvon Martin Case

What joy, I get another day of fun watching Rachel Jeantel's testimony in the Trayvon Martin murder case! Here some great clips from today:

 Jeantel asked a friend to write a letter for her, detailing her phone conversation with Trayvon. Ostensibly, she did this so the letter would be legible. But when Jeantel was asked to review the letter in court, she said she could not read what her friend had written, because (wait for it) the letter was written in cursive - ha!

Megyn Kelly's show compiled a series of clips showing Jeantel's most disrespectful responses and facial contortions from her statements to the defense. They are a hoot.

And, best for last, one of Jeantel's responses to the defense attorney today was, "That's real retarded, sir." Said her deep, monotone voice, it came off sounding like Marcy (Peppermint Patty's lover).

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Was Trayvon Martin Dating Precious?

You cannot make this stuff up. The water buffalo Trayvon Martin was speaking to while being stalked by George Zimmerman is a dead ringer for the morbidly obese black sow who played "Precious". However, said water buffalo, Trayvon's "friend" Rachel Jeantel, has one additional attribute Precious lacked - an enormous goiter that no doubt stores malt liquor for the dry season.

On top of this hilarity is another diabetically sweet layer of frosting, in that Jeantel's testimony consisted of a series of grunts and exhalations befitting a gorilla in the mist. At one point, the entire court sat with bated bref, waiting for Jeantel to read five sentences while the defense attorney asked if she needed another day to complete the assignment!!! How Precious is that? The judge and jury even had to repeatedly ask Jeantel to restate her incomprehensible testimony, which yielded such gems as "He said a creepy-ass cracker was following him", "It might have been a rapist!","Why are you following me for?",  and "I started hearing wet grass sound". The creepy-ass cracker comment was repeated something like half-a-dozen times because Jeantel mumbled it the first time. What was the prosecutor thinking having her say that phrase so many times? I have compiled some of the most amusing testimony clips below. They kept me giggling manically for the better part of an hour.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Ugly Biracial Children Abound

You would think that in a culture where beauty confers advantages in earning power, employment opportunity, social status, and on and on and on, people would not casually cast their genetic material to the winds, so to speak. But that is what the magical 15% are doing - those who forsake their racial heritage and breed outside their ethnic groups. It is almost a universal rule, that biracial children are uglier than their parents combined. And now we have a website to prove it! Behold: "We Are the 15 Percent" (ugliest people in America).

Take a look again at the biracial Cheerio's chimpette and her parents. The parents are no prizes, but their daughter is truly a monstrosity. Holy Christ that kid is ugly. Inhumanly, mind-numbingly ugly. A kid so ugly that child molesters go flaccid when they see that kid.

I know, I know. Someone out there will bring up someone like Halle Berry as an argument that biracial people are beautiful. But have you seen what Halle Berry produced when she copulated with model Gabriel Aubry? Look at it! Just look at it! Jebus help you, look at it and accept there is no God!

Anyhoo - if you feel you have eaten too much and want to induce vomiting without sticking your finger down your throat, take some time to look at what the 15% percent have wrought.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Woolwich Weirdness - 1 Month Later

The focus of today's post is to look at updates to the Woolwich Murder story. Here are three weird articles (in order of increasing weirdness) connected to the beheading of British soldier Lee Rigby by Islamic niggers approximately one month ago:

1) There will be no official recognition or tribute in memory of the slain soldier this Armed Forces Day. It is theorized that this is an attempt to keep from inflaming passions. It is unclear whose passions they do not want to inflame. LINK.

2) Lee Rigby's sister has publicly requested the return of her cellphone, after it was stolen from her in a pub, following a memorial for her brother. She says it contains pictures of her slain brother. LINK.

3) One of the murderers of Lee Rigby went on a strange rant in court. The nigger claimed that prison officials repeatedly request to see his "penis and nuts", and likens compliance to the requests to being asked to get out of the way while shopping for butter. LINK.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Looking for a savior with six-pack abs.

An on-again off-again fudge-packer, who devoted his Christian ministry to helping queers overcome their impulses in the name of Jebus, now says he is sorry, and his ministry will cease its activities. Alan Chambers of Exodus International has renounced the idea that being gay can be "cured" by Jebus, and has admitted that, though married (to a woman) and having adopted two children, he still has attractions to men. Further, he apologized for the "shame" and "trauma" his organization inflicted on queers, 99% percent of whom he now says did not lose their same-sex attractions. Oops! His mistake!

This story put me in mind of this spot-on Mr. Show sketch:

Saturday, June 22, 2013

You like the way you look in that pink slip?

Men's Wearhouse fired it's spokesman and founder, George Zimmer. I, for one, am glad I won't have to put up with this arch-kike's smarmy commercials any longer. Here are the top ten most likely reasons George Zimmer was terminated:

1) People kept accusing him of having murdered Trayvon Martin.
2) People kept confusing him with the "Stay Thirsty" Dos Equis codger.
3) People kept confusing him with Wolf Blitzer.
4) People kept confusing him with Moses.
5) Young people don't typically buy clothes on the recommendation of their grandfathers.
6) Zimmer kept insisting the company should make its clothes out of hemp.
7) Zimmer was moonlighting as a Walmart greeter.
8) Despite his guarantees, people didn't like they way they looked.
9) He must have said "Nigger".
10) Antisemitism.

Friday, June 21, 2013

The Niggering of Paula Deen

The lesson is clear, and we've seen it again and again: publicly say nigger and the game is over - reputation, career, and social acceptability are gone in a flash. Today, I officially christen this phenomenon, "The Niggering". Witness the fall of Paula Deen.

Dignity, on the other hand, is something those undergoing "The Niggering" sacrifice on their own. They don't have to apologize. They don't have to grovel. They can simply say, "No comment." - or even "Nigger, please!" But they don't. They implode, strip themselves emotionally naked, metaphorically whip themselves raw before the throng, and repeatedly cry "mea culpa!" until they are mute. This part of "The Niggering", is completely self-inflicted. And being so, it is even more perplexing when the self-flagellating is wealthy beyond reason. Paula Deen's net worth is 15 million dollars, but it didn't stop this -

Does she think it will make a difference? Does she think things can go back to normal? Is she really so stupid  she can't see that this admission will only nail her proverbial coffin shut? It's over Paula, have some freakin' dignity.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Can Racism Shorten Life?

An article with a title similar to the one above drew my attention here. Ostensibly, the authors were trying to link their content to the racist machinations of walking butter pat Paula Deen. But it turns out they were talking about being a victim of racism, not simply being a racist. I am amused that I felt a bit of relief that this was not another article piling on to racists with charges of being poor, uneducated, low IQ malcontents. As if we needed any more bad press. Instead, it cheered me up with its allegations that my horrifying racism might be shortening peoples' lives more than Paula Deen's trans fats. Delightful! (But implausible).

Returning to the issue of Paula Deen's racism: A deposition is making the rounds online that has Paula Deen casually admitting to using the Nigger-Word, which is Nigger. As in, that Nigger stinks because all Niggers stink. Damn those Niggers and their Nigger-ish Nigger-dom. Nigger. What were talking about? Oh yes, Paula Deen says Nigger. And she also considered a slavery-theme for the reception of her last wedding. If you're interested in learning more gossip from the view of a over-righteous self-hating-chalkie - head over here. If not, leave a guess on how long before Paula Deen apologizes and publicly shames herself for her honesty.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Pope gives hip-hop mongoloid a spin in his Mercedes.

Oh, for Jebus's sake. How does the world reach such a state of decay and imbecility that a headline like the one above is actually an accurate statement of fact? I cannot even make up such an absurd story as what reality now provides. What the fuck is going on? The world is stuck in fever dream mode. This story sounds like something out of the movie Idiocracy.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Choking Down Nigella Lawson

British tabloids are having fun distributing pictures of TV chef Nigella Lawson (celebrity-kikess) being choked in public by her husband Charles Saatchi (pseudo-celebrity-because-he-is-a-rich-kike).

Saatchi described the incident as a "playful tiff". I suggest he would have done better to describe the incident as...
1) Checking Nigella for swollen lymph nodes.
2) Massaging Nigella's throat to clear an under-chewed piece of brisket.
3) Demonstrating to Nigella Darth Vader's choke-hold from Episode IV.

These would have been more believable than a "playful tiff".

Monday, June 17, 2013

Bizarre Photos for Father's Day

Perhaps there is something to all those commercials featuring cretinous White fathers.

Sunday, June 16, 2013


What's wrong lil' baby? Your four-foot-tall, coked-up, Jewish-Buddhist, perennial hack not all that you expected?

Friday, June 14, 2013


The following advertisement parody has had the double-plus-good benefit of both angering easily offended anti-racists, and confusing morons into denouncing Kmart.

Well done, you knicker-lovers!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

TMZ Presents "Black Baby"

A message of self-evident truth, but with only about 113K views so far. Of about 2200 votes, 75% liked. I'm not sure to be more amazed that 75% of voters liked this, or that 25% of voters did not. Am I more expectant there would be a backlash, or that people know what is really going on when a White, female celebrity adopts a brown photo-op.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013


I present below the embarrassing and uncomfortable video of an MSNBC interview with Grace Colbert, the chimpette from the interracial Cheerios commercial. The interviewer struggles to get Grace to speak, leading to the most dreaded sound in television - silence. Meanwhile, her befuddled, panicky father pokes the child in desperation, and her mother smiles maniacally/psychotically. What follows the child's silence is a meandering anti-racist exposition from the father who warns "Look out America, because this is just reality." During his exposition, the mother's bizarre facial grimaces leave me wondering if she is mentally unhinged - in addition to being a skunk-headed senior citizen that looks more like the kid's grandma than mother.

Altogether, I really don't have a problem with the interview, or the existence of this biracial family. They seem like decent, down-to-earth people. However, they are being used to push an agenda, and they are perfectly comfortable with the idea that they are now the standard for the new normal. However, they are delusional. Compared to high-profile celebrity miscegenators like Heidi Klum and Seal, this couple barely registers an impact on the global perpetuation of the brown-utopia interracial coupling is supposed to bring about.  

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Thomas Sowell on Diversity

From his article, "Words that replace thought":

If there is ever a contest for words that substitute for thought, “diversity” should be recognized as the undisputed world champion.

You don’t need a speck of evidence, or a single step of logic, when you rhapsodize about the supposed benefits of diversity. The very idea of testing this wonderful, magical word against something as ugly as reality seems almost sordid.

To ask whether institutions that promote diversity 24/7 end up with better or worse relations between the races than institutions that pay no attention to it is only to get yourself regarded as a bad person.

To cite hard evidence that places obsessed with diversity have worse race relations is to risk getting yourself labeled an incorrigible racist. Free thinking is not free.

This black man has summed up the motivation for the past seven years of my on-and-off anti-diversity quest. And, I am a bit surprised to admit, I don't mind that it took a black man to say what White men are too scared or unfocused to express. What a terrible cliché, the elder black saint speaking wisdom to Whitie! Morgan Freeman will no doubt narrate Sowell's autobiography.

I also admit I tire quickly of "The Movement", and its endless diatribes about the usefulness of Nazism or Christianity to awakening White people, the invincibility of our Jewish overlords and their negroid sock monkeys, and the need to retreat to a city of shacks in the mountains to secure a future (of poverty and ignorance) for White children.

Sowell's article reminded me that the racist hate I spew is much more about not being allowed to speak the truth without being called a racist. As Sowell said, to speak against the cult of diversity "is to risk getting yourself labeled an incorrigible racist". And if the MultiCult Kool-Aid drinkers are going to shout me down and label me a racist, I shall demonstrate what a true racist really sounds like. March on.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Hoe-Ree Crap! Gojira Baby

This story is a bit dated, but I still found it amusing as potential racist fodder. Last year in February, a woman in central China gave birth to 15.5 pound baby, just in time for the year of the dragon. Are we sure it wasn't the year of the pig, instead? The video shows her bed-ridden with a blanket up to her chin. Undoubtedly, trying to give birth to that behemoth probably split her from twat to tits - so they had to cover up the gaping hole in her abdomen.

Other funny considerations regarding Chun-Chun, the massive Chinese baby:

1) Why is the kid named after a panda?
2) Bet his penis as an infant is bigger than his father's is as an adult.
3) Wonder if he violates the one child policy, simply based on weight?
4) Wonder how they will reattach the mother's legs to her pelvis?
5) The doctors wondered why Chun-Chun was born wearing ear muffs, then they discovered it was his mother's muff he was wearing.
6) If this had happened to a White couple in Britain, the government would have taken the baby into protective custody and put the parents in jail.
7) If this had happened in America, the media would have blamed McDonald's.
8) If this had happened in Samoa, the kid would have been called dangerously underweight.
9) If this had happened in Zimbabwe, the kid would have been called lunch.
10) I hear they have arranged Chelsea Charms as Chun Chun's wet nurse.

Sunday, June 09, 2013

Anti-Racist Cereal

Time to boycott Cheerios, you chalkie devils! The cereal's recent interracial ad spot is creating a lot of buzz.   Cheerios' advertisers say they are trying to reflect a modern, realistic American Family. In response, CDN says interracial children and breakfast go together like brown sugar on vomited oatmeal.Quoting the advert: "Mom," says the chimpette. "Dad told me Cheerios is good for your heart. Is that true?" Oh, for sambo's sake, that's not the least bit realistic! Here are 10 questions more likely to be tossed out at the interracial kitchen table:

1) Mom, why we have to put water on our cereal, not milk?
2) Mom, why we eat cereal for dinner so much?
3) Mom, your black eye feel better?
4) Mom, dad said you a fuckin' nasty bitch who pussy stank - would you pass da sugar?
5) Mom, dad on top Miss Laquisha from next door - you want me put his cereal in the fridge?
6) Mom, where da Circle-O's we use-lee get? You steal a cart from the grocery store again?
7) Mom, why dad done took my prize out dis box and tried to pawn it?
8) Mom, how come all the other black kids got eat breakfast at school?
9) Mom, why dad put his crack pipe in my cereal when the po-po knock on the door?
10) Mom, why can't I have pretty blue eyes and straight hair like you?

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Who's racist?

In a shameless move to garner publicity for her anthology of essays on the television show Dr. Who, Lindy Orthia of the Australian National University has been quoted saying "The biggest elephant in the room is the problem privately nursed by many fans of loving a TV show when it is thunderingly racist."

Who? Racist? Oh, wait. What is the definition of racism today?
1) Hating others based on race? No.
2) Wanting to genocide others based on race? No.
3) Wanting one race to have mastery over others based on race? No.
4) Wanting to hurt others based on race? No.
5) Not casting enough Negroes to play British people? Bingo.

Oh, well, in that case, Dr. Who is thoroughly, unabashedly racist. We all have noted that when The Doctor filled out his pre-regeneration checklist, he always checks "White" for preferred race, and "British" for preferred ethnicity. Hence, we have yet to see a Zulu Doctor. Then again, we have yet to see a German, Russian, Italian, Spanish, or Greek Doctor as well.

And it does strike us as odd that if Dr. Who is so racist, why doesn't he use his time machine to help Hitler win the war? Or to keep Asiatic nomads from crossing the land bridge to populate the Americas? Or to stop the prophet Mohammad from creating Islam? God knows I would do those things if I got hold of a time machine, and I am a horrifying racist of the old school pre-1945 variety.

But we must remember, racism may be charged whenever a White person is doing anything, anytime, anywhere.  If a White person puts cream in his coffee, it is because he is racist against black coffee. Because for a white person to exist is racist.

Friday, June 07, 2013

Racist: Born that way!

Thank you Kosher masters, for a bit of wisdom from this article:

Children start out with this essentialist tendency, and only a particular kind of education can lead them to develop a different, more open attitude.”

How did you test this?

“We studied children aged 5, 8 and 12 from different educational systems: Jewish children who attended regular, ‘mainstream’ Jewish schools; Arab children in regular Arab schools, and Jewish and Arab children who studied together at bilingual schools that combine students and teachers from both ethnicities.
“We found that in all the groups, the 5-year-olds were equally essentialist, and to a high degree. That is, they all perceived the other ethnic group as very different, as homogeneous, and so on. As they got older, those who went to a regular school remained essentialist, but those who went to an integrated school with Arabs and Jews together, became less and less essentialist. The implication is that the environment doesn’t create essentialism; it’s there from the start. Environment and education only strengthen or temper it.”

Thursday, June 06, 2013

It's 2013 and Negroes are still selling each other into slavery.

A 19-year-old Negress and an 18-year-old Negress have been charged with selling a 14-year-old girl into sexual slavery in Rockdale County, Georgia. According to the victim, she was made to have sex with as many as 15 men per night. The teenage pimps, Jadaisha Jackson and Essence Archie, arranged customers for their slave via the internet. Then, for some unmentioned reason, they dosed their bitch with cough medicine before the encounters took place.

To be fair, Nyquil is marketed in the ghetto as:
The nighttime stiffenin', squeezin', sloppy queffin', muff-punch-dat-beaver so you can pimp her ass medicine.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Boxing Helena: Negro Version

A Negress from Britain, Apryl Michelle Brown, is warning the public of the dangers of butt-pumping, after having her buttocks, arms and legs amputated following some illegal butt-pumping.

What is butt-pumping? In this case, probably not what you think. It seems that Apryl was teased as a child about her "pancake" behind. So, when she heard that silicone injections could enlarge her posterior, she jumped at the opportunity. However, being a Negress, Apryl didn't look for a licensed plastic surgeon. Instead, she let a stranger inject toxic bathroom sealant into her ass cheeks in the strangers' home. Not that April knew the bathroom sealant was toxic, but she discovered rather quickly that the procedure was a bad idea when her ass hardened into a dead lump, and her limbs began to die from an adverse reaction to the bathroom sealant. Hence, the need for the aforementioned amputations.

Now, did you at least learn something from this tail of woe?

Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Making the best of a retarded situation.

People with certain degrees of autism are apparently in demand in technical professions. Billed as improving "neurological diversity", it is much more likely that companies have simply reached the point that the productivity of so-called "normal" workers is so low, they need a bunch of socially-inept obsessive-compulsives to take up the slack while the "normals" waste half the day twittering to each other. The problem I see is that autism is too broad a term. Every drooling retard is being labeled autistic now, even though we all know better ... definitely, definitely know better.

Monday, June 03, 2013

Fatal Infection

Michael Douglas is under scrutiny for comments he made that seem to link his battle with throat cancer to an HPV infection acquired from performing oral sex.

BAAARRRRFFFFF! Oh God - please help - BBARRRRFFFFFFF! Ok - I think I'm --- BBARRRRFFFFF!!!!! Why can't I stop vomiti - BAAARRRRRFFFFF!

It's been several hours since I started writing this ---- BBAAAARRRRFFFFF!!!!!!

Let me try agai - BBBARRRRFFFFF!!!!


In order to complete this entry, I have dosed myself with a powerful antiemetic. I have only a few moments, so I shall be brief. I think Michael Douglass has been taken his method acting too far, if he is getting throat cancer from oral sex. See the picture below.

Sunday, June 02, 2013

Dead Samaritans

10 people are reported dead after the storm in Oklahoma Friday night, 31 May 2013. Among them are three "storm chasers" who got exactly what they deserved: Tim Samaras (55), his son Paul Samaras (24), and their colleague Carl Young (45). The media hypes them as heroes, involved in research aimed at warning people of impending tornadoes. Give me a break. They were thrill seekers who also happened to be scientists. This is like the explorer Robert Falcon Scott, who died with his team in Antarctica. He claimed his mission was primarily scientific, but it was really to chase glory claiming the South Pole (to which he was beaten). It is also reminiscent of Steve Irwin's stingray barb death "doing what he loved!" (Showing off by tormenting deadly animals?)
Quoting Tim Samaras from this article: "I'm not sure exactly why I chase storms. Perhaps it's to witness the incredible beauty mother nature can create," he says. "All my life I've been on a quest to find out how these things work."

Quest failed.

Saturday, June 01, 2013

James Lipton: Just another Jewish Pimp...

...which is amusing, because I thought it was simply just another Jewish whore.

Hollyweird's premier celebrity cock sucker, James Lipton, has been in the news, after telling Parade he was a pimp for French prostitutes during the 1950's. Lipton refers to himself as a "procurer" and "an agent" for the French women he pimped. "I did a roaring business! ... I'm not ashamed of it."

It is only natural. On the laundry list of Jewish culture-destroying professions he had already checked off actor, journalist, author, producer, and promoter of the cult of Hollyweird, what was left for him but pimp and perhaps usurer? I do appreciate him helping to reinforce Jewish stereotypes! As an aside, the way James Lipton sycophantically eats the ass of every D-lister he meets, I would have thought of him not so much as a pimp in 1950's France, but as a rent boy.