Saturday, May 25, 2013

Michael Clarke Duncan was not a sambo...

...he was an Uncle Tom.

Yet, that did not stop some dreadfully offensive, evil ray-cyst from leaving a tiny black face Sambo icon at the silverback's grave, TMZ reports.


Reviewing some memorable moments from the Uncle Tom's film career...

1) John Coffey in The Green Mile - enormous retarded Negro who exchanges swarms of black fruit flies via extended open mouth kisses with wicked crackers.
2) Colonel Attar in Planet of the Apes - enormous retarded gorilla who commands other ape creatures to "bow your heads" before supper.
3) Starkweather Two in The Island - enormous retarded clone of Negro footballsplayer, he has his organs harvested after winning duh lottery.

...I suggest he did more to make himself a Negro caricature than did the person who left a black face marker on his grave.

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