Monday, May 13, 2013

Hi Ho, Kermit Gosnell Guilty

Shed a tear, gentle reader - dear Kermit Gosnell has been found guilty of murdering three babies in his squalid abortion clinic. Truly a shame. If I had my druthers, the man would be back out on the streets in West Philadelphia, plying his trade on the government's dime. And what precisely was his trade? Quoting this article,

[Gosnell's attorney] argued that the doctor provided desperate young woman with "a solution to their problems," and he branded prosecutors "elitist" and "racist" for pursuing his client, who is black and whose patients were mostly poor minorities.

NOTE: mostly poor minorities - but plenty of white trash drug addicts and defectives no doubt. Regardless, Gosnell was performing a public service. It's not as if he was abducting women, locking them in his home, rape-impregnating them, and then punching them in the stomach until they aborted like that Ohio freak did. The women who visited Gosnell's office wanted their babies gone ... Gosnell obliged ... and society is infinitely better off because of his actions. In the future, Gosnell's greatest crime will be considered that he was merely a very poor housekeeper. Quoting again:

Authorities said the clinic was a foul-smelling "house of horrors" with bags and bottles of stored fetuses, including jars of severed feet, along with bloodstained furniture, dirty medical instruments, and cats roaming the premises.

Sheesh, the media sure is getting a lot of mileage out of the "house of horrors" label lately. As for me, I (metaphorically) weep for dear Kermit Gosnell. He is the only innocent in this case. Like any truly great artist, Kermit Gosnell suffers for his art. Courage, brave Kermit!


  1. He's actually a degenerate mulatto/high yaller...

    ...whose benefits to humanity were unintentional.

    I've been finding it hard not to chuckle at the clinic description. EMTs doing duty in West Philly find similar conditions in many of the nests they are required to enter. It's normal. And if you think THAT's a "house of horrors," Amerikwa, you should have seen the MOVE encampment.

  2. "He's actually a degenerate mulatto/high yaller...
    ...whose benefits to humanity were unintentional."

    Eh ... potato / mulatto. =D