Thursday, May 02, 2013

Don't blame the gorillas, blame the zookeeper.

Federal prosecutors allege 13 female correction officers at the Baltimore City Detention Center turned control of the facility over to gang of Negros who called themselves "The Black Guerilla Family". I know, I know - insert racist joke here. They make it way too easy.


Quoting from this article,


The indictment described a jailhouse seemingly out of control. Four corrections officers became pregnant by one inmate. Two of them got tattoos of the inmate’s first name, Tavon — one on her neck, the other on a wrist.

The guards allegedly helped leaders of the Black Guerilla Family run their criminal enterprise in jail by smuggling cellphones, prescription pills and other contraband in their underwear, shoes and hair. One gang leader allegedly used proceeds to buy luxury cars, including a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW, which he allowed some of the officers to drive.

The Baltimore Sun provides an unintentionally amusing graphic, describing the sexual relationships of the various indicted to the leader of the gang, Tavon White. If only the Aryan Brotherhood and their guards could be this fecund!

As always, we cannot blame the apes for being apes. But what does the zookeeper have to say for himself? Again, quoting:


Gary D. Maynard, head of the Maryland agency that oversees the prisons, appeared at the Baltimore news conference where prosecutors announced the charges, and took responsibility for ongoing problems. “It’s totally on me. I don’t make any excuses,” said Maynard, who was appointed by Gov. Martin O’Malley in 2007 [...]

Good, so we may take it that he will personally be paying the child support for Tavon White's ill-begotten offspring?

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