Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Law Student Arrested for Threatening Barbie Doll Images

Take note White Racist Gentlemen, this young lady might make a remarkable addition to your movement.

You may watch the clip for full details on what the media is calling threatening and harassing conduct on the part of Miss Bargh, but I wish only to draw your attention to two details:
1) Quoting Miss Bargh, "Let's celebrate diversity by having the next dean NOT be Jewish."
2) In the clip, you can see her apartment number is 8-8. The Dark and Terrible God of ironY (Dat GoY!) is ever present.

WFSB Channel 3

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Teacher claims she is too racist to molest black child.

Say what? Come again? Beg your pardon?

Well, this is new. And here I have been thinking that being racist was worse than being a pedophile. As in, sure she molests children, but at least she doesn't discriminate against the children she molests on the basis of their race. Anyone care to update me in future when being a racist drops in the ranks of most evil character flaws?

Nice how she thinks being one cancels out the other. Here is some public perception math for the teacher:
It's not pedophile - racist = not guilty. It's pedophile + racist = Esther Irene Stokes.

Please note the article says she failed the polygraph. So she really is a child molester and not a racist - whew! Didn't want that mug on our team.

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Mass Murder Marketing

Over at Alternative Right, I commented on the efficacy of marketing Hitler. It left me wondering if any other figure in history is as instantly recognizable as Adolf Hitler. For example, which of these adverts would produce more outrage among a random sampling of the citizens of planet Earth?

Friday, April 26, 2013

Saving Face(book)

Me Chinese, me play joke, me post picture of you on Facebook and call you #cheap #jewish #sand #nigger.

Racial slurs and other disparaging comments about customers were left on the social media websites of the Padi Asian Restaurant in Hockessin Delaware. The Malaysian staff were quick to point the finger at "hackers", but admitted the culprits were among their own.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Thanksgiving with the N Words

The N word - all you have to say to terminate your career and kiss your life as you know it goodbye. There are three stages of using the N word:

1) Honesty - You meant it and that is why you said it. More than likely, he or she deserved it.
2) Defensiveness - You apologize, but try to defend why you said it, along the lines of "I can't be racist, I have black friends."
3) Utter Defeat - You apologize without reservation, accept that you no longer deserve to be employed, accept that your life will never be normal again, thank those who persecute you, and slip into poverty and obscurity.

Meet Gloria Platko, the clerk of Buena Vista Township, Michigan. She admits she called her colleague, township supervisor Dwayne Parker, a nigger. From the video below, we can see she is at stage two. I predict that within a week she will be at stage three. What I find especially amusing is that she defends herself by saying she can't be racist because she has had Thanksgiving dinner with black people! That just shows she has poor taste, or is incredibly cheap. It doesn't prove she isn't racist. After all, the pilgrims had Thanksgiving dinner with the Indians, and look how well that worked out for the redskins. All hope may not be lost though. This year, Platko might be invited to Thanksgiving dinner with David Duke.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Damn girl, you workin' them Huggies!

Fascinating how even at this tender early age all the nigger wants to do is to get into some white girl's drawers.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Creepy AIDS Awareness Poster Cops More Than One Feel

CDN was scanning the internets for stories of interest when we encountered an AIDS awareness advert depicting a woman during the opening stages of coitus being groped by a couple dozen multi-racial, multi-gendered hands. The only thing this poster made us aware of was the value of Purell.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Black Borg Queen Discovered

On the twentieth anniversary of her son's murder by supposedly racist white youths, Doreen Laurence marked the occasion of Stephen's death by ripping out her weave and throwing it at the nearest white spectator. I'm not sure if that is what truly occurred, but there has to be some reasonable explanation as to why this ape-woman looks like the Black Borg Queen.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Detroit Tigers’ Mascot "Paws" Assaults White Child

Detroit Tigers’ mascot Paws throttles North Pointe Elementary School first-grader Owen Sandusky during an assembly Thursday after the child allegedly used a racial epithet.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Whiterabbitradio.net - AntiRacist Hitler

I found this video over on YouTube today and commented. I'll post my comment here, as it apparently wasn't approved of by the White Rabbits (c'est la vie):

A worthy successor to "How Whites took over America." Further, a fitting tribute to Uncle on his birthday. One day, in the not too distant future, the Jews' messianic Yeshua shall arrive astride a donkey, just outside Israel's apartheid wall. The young jewesses there shall welcome this Ethopian Yeshua with open mouths. And after seven days, they shall fall open their knees and blow upon his horn, and Israel's walls shall fall to the ground. And the rabbis shall cry, Oy vey, Judah has fallen!

Good luck to the White Rabbits in their quest to turn sheep into rabbits. God knows turning White Sheep into White Wolves hasn't worked. Guess we should settle for White people staying prey animals of some sort.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Would Anne Frank have wanted to fuck Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber caused a bit of a stink recently after a trip to the shrine of the blessed Anne Frank (A.K.A the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam). Seems when he signed the quest book, he penned the following: "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of a belieber, let's take a quick peek at what Wikipedia has to say: A Belieber is a fanatical devotee of the Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber. [...] Most of Bieber's fanbase is composed of young girls in their pre-teens or teens, although there are still many young men out there who support him. His fans have been described as patient and doting by the Toronto Star. Bieber fandom offers its female fans "a way not only to subliminate romantic and sexual yearnings but to carve out subversive versions of heterosexuality." Inside the fandom, Bieber is almost always viewed as heterosexual. Some of his fans have expressed an interest in having sex with him, and there are documented cases of fans asking the media to pass along messages to Bieber suggesting this.

So basically Justin Bieber said that he was hopeful Anne Frank would have wanted to fuck him. I see no problem with that. Had he been alive in the Nazi Occupied Netherlands in the 1940's, I am sure he and Anne would have ended up in the same concentration camp. There they could have made passionate, anorexic love to one another after picking each other's nits and swapping vomit-flavored saliva (it is difficult to find just the right article in which to insert typhus jokes).

And, assuming the elfish Justin has a penis and is not simply a lesbian passing as a boy pop star, he should be just about the right size for Anne, whose unabridged diary revealed such revolting juvenile concerns as the following: There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small that I simply can’t imagine how a man can get in there, let alone how a whole baby can get out!

Oh wait, that quote is from the Diary of Justin Bieber.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Who hasn't wanted to slap a nigger baby on a plane?

Even  niggers want to slap niglets on planes, and they occasionally do. However, the apes usually slap their own little apes - it is quite a different story for a white man to take matters into his own hands. However, that is just what happened on a flight to Georgia back in February.

Joe Hundley, 60, of Hayden, Idaho, fulfilled the stifled fantasies of countless closeted and avowed racists when he told the mother of obnoxious, bawling niglet to "Shut that nigger baby up!" And when the (white) mother questioned Hundley, aghast at his drunken, racist attack, Hundley allegedly struck the niglet across the face.

Joe Hundley, the man who got to live the fantasy - and will now get to live the reality as well. Fired from his job, facing federal charges, vilified as Grand Wizard of Delta Airlines KKK, his life is destroyed. He is a Christ-like figure, crucified for the sins of a nation enthralled to egalitarianism and diversity. How delightfully melodramatic a description for a drunken lapse of control. And how ironic that he is from Hayden, Idaho. I wonder if he was friends with Richard Butler.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Who bombed the Boston Marathon depends on your political view.

If you are leftist, the perps look like this:

If you are rightist, the perps look like this:

If you are centrist, the perps look like this:

If you are a conspiracist, the perps look like this:

If you are David Icke, the perps look like this:

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Family Guy Implicated in Boston Marathon Bombing

Outrage has been expressed over a video mash-up connecting the Family Guy lead character to the Boston Marathon Bombings. Show creator Seth MacFarlane has condemned the video:  "The edited Family Guy clip currently circulating is abhorrent. The event was a crime and a tragedy, and my thoughts are with the victims."

Oh, please MacFarlane - now you get a conscience? I bet you're just pissed because the best cutaway ever in the history of Family Guy was not actually written for the show by your stable of Jewish-faggot writers. And notice he just said thoughts, not prayers - atheists don't send those during national "tragedies".

The following clip is more hilarious than people who don't realize Obama is a communist, Muslim cock-sucker:

Monday, April 15, 2013

Boston Marathon Bombing has conspiracy written all over it!

CDN has spent hours pouring through the data and analyzing the crime scene photos from today's bomb attack at the Boston Marathon. We've come to the conclusion that the well executed operation was obviously the work of a group upset that their agenda has been pushed out of the media spotlight. Now think- the theme of this year's Boston marathon was 26 miles for 26 victims. As a result, gun control is now at the top of the Obama agenda. So what has been tossed aside like a semen-filled, busted prophylactic? Gay marriage! Who conspired to execute this dastardly plot? Look at these suspicious people photographed at the event and it becomes clear. A gay conspiracy is behind the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Alternative headlines for Boston Marathon Bombing:

1) More proof exercise is bad for you - 2 dead, 80 injured at Boston Marathon.
2) Boston Marathon finally made more interesting with exploding obstacle course at finish line.
3) Boston Marathon turns into Boston Massacre - Tea Party blamed by MSNBC Tories.
4) Boston Marathon runners mysteriously explode into chowder, spray spectators with Manhattan style broth.
5) Paula Dean and Louis Anderson denounce events at Boston Marathon as terrorism, learn of bombing hours later while sharing a wedding cake for lunch.
6) Double amputee lauded for inspiring projectile finish at Boston Marathon has medal reclaimed after it is discovered she started the race with both legs intact.

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Sherry West Dead Baby Update

The defense attorney in this case claims Sherry West traded sex for drugs, and that her crack addiction may have clouded her recollection of the day her beaner baby was shot in the face. Most shocking aspect of this revelation? That she could trade sex for anything! Most likely the attorney meant to say Sherry West threatened people with sex if they did not give her drugs.