Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Life Insurance on Beaner Baby Shot in the Face

Oh yes, how I do love being right. Act II of the Sherry West dead-baby drama has begun, and I have been sniggering quietly for some time this afternoon.

Into the cesspool (stage right) enter Ashley Glassey, 21 year old daughter of Sherry West. Ashley has provided the media a delightfully wicked revelation. She has proof her mother called her on the night of the shooting and asked: "How soon do you think life insurance policy will send me a check?"


How pleasant!

Meanwhile, a subplot unfolds involving the shooter's mother and aunt - who are now accused of giving false information to police about the whereabouts of their chimpy relation accused of the shooting. 

Karimah Elkins, Katrina Elkins, and an Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings. Unfortunately, I screwed up the picture names, and I'm not sure which of the three is which. Apologies. Two of these three creatures have been accused of lying to the popo. One of them hates hobbits.

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