Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Life Insurance on Beaner Baby Shot in the Face

Oh yes, how I do love being right. Act II of the Sherry West dead-baby drama has begun, and I have been sniggering quietly for some time this afternoon.

Into the cesspool (stage right) enter Ashley Glassey, 21 year old daughter of Sherry West. Ashley has provided the media a delightfully wicked revelation. She has proof her mother called her on the night of the shooting and asked: "How soon do you think life insurance policy will send me a check?"

How pleasant!

Meanwhile, a subplot unfolds involving the shooter's mother and aunt - who are now accused of giving false information to police about the whereabouts of their chimpy relation accused of the shooting. 

Karimah Elkins, Katrina Elkins, and an Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings. Unfortunately, I screwed up the picture names, and I'm not sure which of the three is which. Apologies. Two of these three creatures have been accused of lying to the popo. One of them hates hobbits.

Friday, March 22, 2013

Devil went down to Georgia, and shot a baby in the face.

Eyebrow-cocking news out of Brunswick, Georgia today, gentle reader(s).

The mainstream media is reporting that a woman's baby was shot in the face and killed during a "robbery", while she desperately sobbed "Don't kill my baby!". As usual, this story stinks to high freakin' heaven, but it will take time for the truth to come out. By the time said truth has been uncovered, there will be no interest in it - only a faded memory of how the violent American gun culture leads to babies getting shot in the face.

What kind of monster would shoot a baby in the face? Well the shooter's name is De'Marquis Elkins so I'm guessing the perp is a member of French nobility, in so much as his great great great grandma was a French aristocrat gang-raped by her slaves during the liberation of Hispaniola.

And who is the still-living victim? Said victim, Sherry West, is an obese, man-faced, pink sow straight from Trailer Park Manors Georgia.

Why do I think this story stinks to high heaven?

1) Read her description of the conflict:
He asked me for money and I said I didn't have it," she said. "When you have a baby, you spend all your money on babies. They're expensive. And he kept asking and I just said 'I don't have it.' And he said, 'Do you want me to kill your baby?' And I said, 'No, don't kill my baby!'"
"I didn't have it" she says - it - not any.  That is not something someone says during a robbery. That is what  a junkie or a or whore says when she can't pay her dealer or pimp. She doesn't have it - her payment / his money. The she says, "You spend all your money on babies. They're expensive." What a strangely callous and bizarre thing to say when being "robbed", and to repeat later when being questioned about the "robbery". No, no - this is something that a junkie or a whore says when she tries to justify why she can't pay her dealer or pimp his money.

2) Sherry West is too ready, eager, and willing to relate her story to media. She is a defective. A normal person, under such like circumstances, will not give multiple one-on-one interviews with the media the day after her baby is shot in the face. Her story stinks, and she is trying to air it out as far and wide as possible.

3) She already had one son get stabbed to death. That's right - street violence does strike the same trailer park twice. Her previous son was stabbed when the person he was trying to ambush managed to get the knife away from him! Ha! So, she breeds thugs. The shooter probably spared the world another back-alley stabbing a couple of decades from now.

4) She did not get shot defending her baby. A non-defective would have shielded the baby first, before trying to rationalize with hoods intent on doing her harm. No, no - she is broken and her story stinks. She did not put herself between the perps and her baby.

5) Her baby was named Antonio - which immediately brought to mind that the baby-daddy was a beaner. Beaners and nigger street crime go together like brown rice and black beans. And wouldn't you guess it? My racist, stereotyping mind leapt to the correct conclusion once again. For below you will see a picture of SeƱor Wetback (Luis Santiago) comforting his pig-woman.

There, there Miss Piggy. We can make another one. The welfare checks will keep coming.

Is my reasoning flawed? Was this really what the media claims - a robbery gone terribly wrong? It's possible. I don't think so. Something is off about this fish taco. And, to my sheer joy, I have more proof that even if evil white man is gone the way of the dodo, brown people will still be killing each other with gusto.