Friday, June 03, 2011

USDA: "No dessert, even if you clean your plate."

The Einstein's at the USDA can't figure out why their food pyramid isn't making Americans thin. So after twenty years of the food pyramid and soaring obesity rates, they've finally chosen a new tack that will undoubtedly set us on the path to health and fitness. They've turned the food pyramid into a plate. Problem solved! Cost to taxpayers: 2 million dollars.

Now they just need to make the destruction of the American way of life as easy to swallow. Allow me to save the taxpayers another 2 million dollars (see below).

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