Friday, June 24, 2011

In Racist Russia, Banana Throws You


Some wicked Russian racist threw a banana at Brazilian footballer Roberto Carlos. This is the second time such an affront has been perpetrated since he joined this particular Russian football club.

As you may be aware, I don't follow "The Sports". But even I know that throwing bananas at the players when they score their base touchpasses is a bad thing. However, there is good news for Diversity. For even the tough, vodka-pickled Russians are gushing with sympathy for the beleaguered howler monkey (who reportedly wept in the locker room after the game).

May I suggest you Russian hooligans throw something a little more interesting and apropos the next time Roberto Carlos scampers out upon the field? For example, Brazil's #1 export: mid-op transsexuals.

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