Saturday, June 25, 2011

Deplane! Deplane!

According to this story, a young black man was forced by U.S. Air to deplane for wearing saggy, baggy, pants that did not reveal his naughty parts - while the same company did nothing when the old perv to the left paraded himself in front da' chilt'tren.

If this story is true, I see an absolute, sickening double-standard! A disgusting gender-bias that permits any form of female-clothing, but forces those who wish to dress as men to curtail their free expression. If the young negro had boarded with a see-through teddy and Daisy Duke shorts, he would not have been accosted! But heaven forfend his crotch begins at his knees.

Seriously gentle-readers, let the Negro be, and put that revolting, senile old faggot on the no-fly list for the rest of his AIDS-riddled life.

Friday, June 24, 2011

In Racist Russia, Banana Throws You


Some wicked Russian racist threw a banana at Brazilian footballer Roberto Carlos. This is the second time such an affront has been perpetrated since he joined this particular Russian football club.

As you may be aware, I don't follow "The Sports". But even I know that throwing bananas at the players when they score their base touchpasses is a bad thing. However, there is good news for Diversity. For even the tough, vodka-pickled Russians are gushing with sympathy for the beleaguered howler monkey (who reportedly wept in the locker room after the game).

May I suggest you Russian hooligans throw something a little more interesting and apropos the next time Roberto Carlos scampers out upon the field? For example, Brazil's #1 export: mid-op transsexuals.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

I'm Sure Muslims are Fitna'd to be Tied

In honor of the legal victory of Geert Wilders, please enjoy Fitna.

Scrub, little dutch boy! Scrub!

Yes, I know Wilders is not entirely White. Once again, at least he is brave enough to speak the TRUTH.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Speaking Truth to Whitie

In the topsy-turvy world of 21st century white-guilt America, it takes a black man to speak the truth that no cowardly white "man" dare say in public. Please click to read this article, "America's New Racists". Excerpts follow:

Most racist assaults are committed by blacks. What's worse is there're blacks, still alive, who lived through the times of lynching, Jim Crow laws and open racism who remain silent in the face of it.

Black silence in the face of black racism has to be one of the biggest betrayals of the civil rights struggle that included black and white Americans.

Of course, white people are still responsible for their own problems. That fact cannot be said enough! Regardless of what race may be committing more crime, or what race owns Hollywood, or what race wants to throw Western civilization back into the Stone Age - the fundamental failure is that white people are moral cowards who cannot see, hear, or speak TRUTH.

Thank you, Walter E. Williams, for speaking truth to white Americans.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

From Queer- No! to Queer- So?

It took 18 days for cross-eyed baboon Tracy Morgan to go from...

"[My son] better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death." (June 3rd)

to: “I don’t have a hateful bone in my body. I don’t believe that people should be bullied or just made to feel bad about who they are." (June 21st)

Yes Tracy, you do have a hateful bone in your body - you sat upon it in front of the world in order to appease Hollywood's Queer culture. Watch the apology below, and note how Tracy tenderly runs his fingers through the hair of his dominate White "Bear". HAHAHA!

Monday, June 20, 2011

It's the Jews, eh?

A young man in Canada has been up to some mischief with a spray can. After being lectured by the judge, the teenager was forced to meet with the victims of his "hate crime". Read here, watch here. Below, I have prepared a brief memo to this young fellow.

Dear Calgary Commandant,

First, let me commend you for your interest in Nazism, and your skepticism regarding the received wisdom of your elders. The judge apparently did not realize the irony of chiding you for disrespecting the Canadians who died for your right to speech, when in Canada "hate speech" can put one behind bars for a decade.

That being said, I must inform you that your actions did nothing but strengthen those you lashed out against. You are an anonymous pariah, and they are righteous victims once again. For when there are none like you spray painting their monuments with swastikas, they will spray their own to keep their victimhood intact. Therefore, what you did was simply save them a couple shekels on spray paint. Vandalism, thuggery, and blustery sword-waving will leave you like this, or this, or this.

There are several options you may choose:

1) Put it behind you and slip into mediocrity.

2) Continue your petty crimes or ramp them up and face jail time either way.

3) Repent and become their hand puppet, speaking to school children about how much you now love the righteous Jews.

4) Go underground and be patient.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Minstrel Show at the GOP?

Obama impersonator Reggie Brown was shooed from the stage during his time slot at the Republican Leadership Conference in New Orleans yesterday. His crime? According to the pundits it was peppering his performance with racist humor. However, if you watch the clip below, his swipes at the GOP were at least as harsh.

Is Reggie Brown a racist? No one in the fourth estate is asserting that. It's the Republicans who are racist for listening to him. So let us look at the definition of racism for today: A brown person is not racist for speaking jokes that employ racial imagery, but white Republicans are racist for hearing jokes that employ racial imagery spoken by a brown person. And the guilty-conscienced Republicans knew it - hence they pulled their minstrel from the stage for all the world to see.
That'll do, goyim pigs.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

What a Heroic Head!

Yesterday, CDN monitoring agents brought to our attention a clip from the new Green Lantern movie starring Van Wilder (a.k.a. Ryan Reynolds, or that guy whose crappy movies occupies the vast majority of Comedy Central's filler schedule). The reason for the alert was the startling fact that the George Lucas record for least live-action has finally been broken in a non-Animated movie. George Lucas reached 76% animated live-action, surrounding his Star Wars prequel actors with a cartoonish menagerie of poorly conceived buffoonery. However, the record has been stolen by the Green Lantern movie, which boasts an impressive 91% animation for a live action film. How did they break the record? Well, the secret was to simply cut and paste the head of the lead actor into a digital cartoon. Take a look for yourselves during the next trailer. Though for heaven's sake be careful! Such pablum has the same brain-damaging impact of a corkscrew turned wildly about in the frontal lobes. (Note: Warning not applicable to goyim.)

Friday, June 17, 2011

It's not his bare*foot* he should have worried about...

Colton Harris-Moore pled guilty today to seven federal charges related to his predilection for stealing high-ticket personal transportation devices under cover of night. Romanticized as the "Barefoot Bandit" by the media machine, CDN takes this opportunity to rebrand Colton the "Bareback Bandit" - as he will undoubtedly spend the next several years in prison having his only remaining possession burgled on a nightly basis.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

You won't have Anthony Weiner to jerk around anymore!

I hope you goyim pigs are happy. Congressman Weiner has resigned in shame.

Some may see this as an unsatisfying, premature end to Weiner's career.

In the long run, sagging popularity will only stiffen Weiner's resolve.

A bit of rough handling is not enough to get Weiner down.

Some may see Weiner exiting clumsily from the backdoor, deflated following Nancy Pelosi's public tongue lashing.

They may jeer at his wilting performance, thinking Weiner a small, limp, lifeless bit of nothing.

However, Weiner will not be remembered solely for his shortcomings.

On the contrary, Weiner leaves office head held high, posture firm and erect.

After a brief period of rest, Weiner shall be back, hard on the campaign trail, pumped up and ready to get those ballot boxes stuffed to the brim.

Weiner will rise again, spurting wildly to new, ecstatic heights.

It won't be long before Weiner has rubbed out this infamy, and mopped up the mess he's made.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Political Ad Requests Voters "Gimme your Cash, Bitch"

This probably will not improve the state of "conservative" politics in America.

Find out more about the creator of the "gimme yo cash bitch" ad, Ladd Ehlinger Jr., here.
Find out more about the politician, Janice Hahn, and the response, here.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The Incredible Shrinking Negro

CDN is grossly offended by this article in the Daily Mail Online: We're all getting smaller and our brains are shrinking... is farming to blame?

We care nothing for the argument being made. What horrifies us is the graphic that accompanies the article, see right.
Speaker of the Commons John Bercow was astoundingly correct when he labeled the Daily Mail a bigoted comic! How dare they imply that ancient, uncivilized men were black, while modern civilized men are chalky? Disgusting racism is what that is! So, CDN fixed the bigoted comic. It is much more appropriate now, don't you think? (see below)

Monday, June 13, 2011

Beaner Dies While Raping 77-year-old Woman

Chavelo Gutierrez was a registered sex offender in the State of Texas. He had been recently paroled after serving a sentence for the aggravated sexual assault of a 7-year-old child. According to this article, during the rape of an elderly woman on the 13th of June, he complained: "he wasn't feeling well, rolled over and died".

More joys from the Reconquista of the American Southwest.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Jew-Hating Jews

Here is a rather entertaining article on phony Nazism/Antisemitism:

Ever since the Sal Sperber affair, I've been of the opinion that there is no organized White-anything-Movement anywhere in the world. There are merely solitary, anonymous, White, racially-aware people, and there are various government fronts and tools who are much more "high-profile". The louder they squeal, the more kosher they are.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Achtung Beaner Babies

In what seems like a classic bit of leftist double-think, billboards discouraging abortion among the Latina population are being decried as a racist assault on the female Mestizo population. This should naturally cause confusion, as one would wonder, "Why is it racist to encourage the creation of more squat brown beaners?" If an organization encouraged abortions among an ethnic population, wouldn't that be racist as well?

Actually, the leftists object to the literal message of the billboard, "The most dangerous place for a Latino is in the womb.", because they say it implies that minority women are harming their children, furthering the myth of a disproportionate use of abortion among said minorities.

I say they should look at it another way. The reason the womb is the most dangerous place for beaner-babies is because beaner males are such open, degenerate, incestuous pedophiles, that even a fetus is not safe from their lecherous molestations.

Now that is something to decry as racist.

Friday, June 10, 2011

Tracy Morgan: Gaya Hata

Tracy Morgan, a Negro comedian who is apparently not the fat black kid from Good Burger, issued an apology today for a homophobic rant he delivered while performing in Nashville. The most interesting remark from his gay-bashing is this delightful gem regarding one of his own sons:

"[He] better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death."

An apology is undoubtedly just the start of Morgan's penance. He will not officially be forgiven by Queerdom until he sings a duet with their Queen. Here is an artist rendering of what that will look like.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Pig with No Blanket

The world now has a picture of the infamous Weiner wiener that was so flimsily concealed beneath those gray underpants. Gross. The picture below is not the one in question, but is a realistic simulation, nearly to scale.

Now the debate is, "What does this have to do with his political career?" I would argue that it is necessary to trust those you put into positions of authority. If your pastor, your doctor, or the president of the company where you work, was caught electronically transmitting pictures of his erect penis to random college girls, and he lied about it to everyone, would you still be able to trust him? This is not about sin, it is about trust. This is not about political affiliation, it is about trust.

If you said no, you would not trust such a person, I agree with you. If you said yes, you are a partisan moron who should not be allowed to vote.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

The Remeasure of Stephen Jay Gould

How many frickin' decades has this piece of excrement been held up as one of the premier debunkers of scientific racism? He was just another smug member of the select, delivering the received wisdom that racial differences did not exist. His greatest "achievement" for Diversity was debunking the work of 19th-century physician Samuel Morton, who Gould slandered as a racist crackpot with a fetish for falsifying skull measurements. But of course - it was Gould who was the falsifier and fraud. A reevaluation of Gould's work reaffirmed Morton's analysis and has redeemed the physician's character.

From this article,

Morton neither manipulated his skull samples, unfairly select which data to report, skew results by gender, or ignore his mistakes to favor racist interpretations of his skulls, the PLoS Biology study authors conclude -- all charges made by Gould against the long-dead physician. What's more, the researchers found Gould made some mistakes in his re-analysis of Morton. "Our analysis of Gould's claims reveals that most of Gould's criticisms are poorly supported or falsified".

Hope you are enjoying the eighth circle, Gould.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Tomb of the Unknown Nigger

In El Dorado County California, the county board of supervisors plans to replace 36 headstones marking the graves of unknown Negroes. The graves were originally moved from Negro Hill Cemetery in 1954 by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers during construction of the Folsom Dam. So why replace the headstones now? Because they are politically incorrect. Apparently, when the markers were placed over the relocated graves in 1954, some wisenhitler thought it would be funny to substitute the word nigger for negro over each of the graves! So instead of saying, "Moved from Negro Hill Cemetery", the stones say "Moved from Nigger Hill Cemetery". And to add insult to injury, two of the headstones scheduled for replacement were recently stolen!

Monday, June 06, 2011

You must be at least this brown to use Vonage

I have wondered several times, why aren't there any white men in Vonage "testimonial-style" commercials. And I mean real White men - not swarthy Semitic-types. The commercials are filled with dusky-hued people. But, why? So I googled the question.

The best answer that I can come up with is that Vonage believes minorities cannot afford decent telephone service, and deserve poor quality.

Vonage, therefore, is racist!

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Almost Racist

In the Alabama Senate on Wednesday, Senator Quinton Ross (proud Nubian brother) accused Lt. Governor Kay Ivey (Chalky woman) of being "almost racist" in the way she chose to recognize speakers in the Senate.

I can hear you nit-picking chalky-lovers saying: "Almost racist? How exactly does someone defend against a charge of 'almost' racism? That's like saying someone's behavior is 'almost' satanism...or 'almost' pedophilia...or 'almost' bestiality."

And your point is? "Almost racist" is just as easy to define as your other hypothetical almosts.
For example...

- Almost satanist is a good way to describe the pagan beliefs of pre-Christian Europeans.
- Almost pedophilia is a good way to describe the Western preference for shaved underarms and legs on their oppressed women.
- Almost bestiality is a good way to describe White people paying $2,000 on a new hip for their schnauzer.
- Almost racist is a good way to describe White people whenever they disagree with a black person for whatever reason.

Simple, isn't it?

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Was Baker Smurf's Oven really a Crematorium?

I've always felt the Smurfs possessed a cult-like aura, or possibly they were a socialist commune, but have you ever equated them with Racism/Nazism? It seems like kind of a stretch, but French author Antoine Bueno is apparently enough of an intellectual contortionist to make the case. Briefly, Bueno claims Gargamel is a hooked-nose Jew stereotype, Smurfette is part of the misogynist Aryan ideal of womanhood, and a Smurf story involving evil, mentally-impaired black-colored smurfs is equatable to colonial attitudes towards Negroes.

To me this reeks of confirmation bias, an accusation that has been hurled at evil, wicked racists when said racists point at the number of black/brown people behind bars and conclude dusky people are more criminally minded.

Has anyone considered that a big, crooked nose might have been a stereotype attached to bad, dastardly people, and that anti-Semites wanted to paint Jews as bad people, so they gave them big, crooked noses? Or is Antoine Bueno saying that Jews really do have big, crooked noses - and any character depicted as having a big crooked nose is therefore Jewish?

If the Smurfs are Aryan-loving-Nazis for holding blond-haired Smurfette up as a model of beauty, is Dora the Explorer a white supremacist for returning a crown to the blond-haired mermaid princess? I mean...Can't you see!?!?! Dora is a shill for the myth of Aryan Nobility! It's so obvious!

And sticking with the idea that Dora the Explorer is just as racist as the Smurfs -

Can't you see that Boots is Dora's negroid-monkey servant, just a leftover from the colonial slave trade similar to Curious George?

Can't you see Tico the Squirrel is a gay-beaner stereotype, a portrayal of a shiftless Mexican who refuses to learn English?

Can't you see that Swiper, the theiving fox, is pure Julius Streicher propaganda?
I say, don't let grown-ups watch cartoons if they can't keep from projecting their own hang-ups upon animated silliness.

Friday, June 03, 2011

USDA: "No dessert, even if you clean your plate."

The Einstein's at the USDA can't figure out why their food pyramid isn't making Americans thin. So after twenty years of the food pyramid and soaring obesity rates, they've finally chosen a new tack that will undoubtedly set us on the path to health and fitness. They've turned the food pyramid into a plate. Problem solved! Cost to taxpayers: 2 million dollars.

Now they just need to make the destruction of the American way of life as easy to swallow. Allow me to save the taxpayers another 2 million dollars (see below).

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Drowning in Indifference

It sounds like the sort of question one asks to gauge anothers scruples: Would you wade into a river to save a drowning man if there was a sign that read, "Do not enter the water under penalty of law"?

In the city of Alameda, California, rescue personnel faced a similar scenario while responding to an emergency call that a man was trying to drown himself in the bay. Their departmental policy is not to attempt water rescues, as they lack funding for proper equipment. In other words, they allowed a man to drown because their rule book said, "Do not help drowning people." Not only that, they allowed a civilian to wade into the water to fish the man's corpse out of the bay. And had the civilian suffered butt-cramps in the water and started to sink - well then there would have been two corpses floating in the bay. And had a third person gone in to save the the second, three bodies bobbing in the bay. The whole town could have drown single file, while rescue personnel watched with apathy.

This reminds me of the drowning scene from "The Time Machine". Click here to watch it on YouTube. Doesn't that clip make you crave some Eloi?

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Whiner's Wiener

Anthony Weiner said today he "can't say with certitude" the bulging underpants photo sent from his twitter account is not a picture of his own nethers. Obviously it is time for Anthony Weiner's wife to weigh in on the subject in a very public and humiliating way. Certainly she should be able to identify her husband's junk in a line up? 

Can you believe this is the lead story on Google News today? What is the big deal? The internet is full of inappropriate crotch shots. You can't google search a "dead cat" without finding a picture of some guy's dick.