***A New Hope: DATGOY***
A foolish, thieving duo were introduced to some ironic justice today. 26-year-old Tyree Monique Tate and her sister sprayed a security guard in the face with mace and fled with stolen merchandise from a TJ Maxx store at the Lansing Mall in Michigan. The sister was promptly apprehended, but Tyree managed to elude her pursuers by hiding in a trash compactor. Shortly thereafter, the fire department received a call from the Goodwill store, reporting that a woman was being crushed inside the active trash compactor and was screaming for help. Here is a portion of the 911 recording:
911: You say there’s a woman trapped in the trash compactor?
Goodwill: Yes!
911: And she’s screaming?
Goodwill: Yes, she is!
911: What exactly is she screaming?
Goodwill: She’s screaming: “C-3PO, shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!”
Steal 500$ worth of children’s clothes from a TJ Maxx, get crushed to death in a Goodwill trash compactor – I adore my Dark And Terrible God Of ironY!
A foolish, thieving duo were introduced to some ironic justice today. 26-year-old Tyree Monique Tate and her sister sprayed a security guard in the face with mace and fled with stolen merchandise from a TJ Maxx store at the Lansing Mall in Michigan. The sister was promptly apprehended, but Tyree managed to elude her pursuers by hiding in a trash compactor. Shortly thereafter, the fire department received a call from the Goodwill store, reporting that a woman was being crushed inside the active trash compactor and was screaming for help. Here is a portion of the 911 recording:
911: You say there’s a woman trapped in the trash compactor?
Goodwill: Yes!
911: And she’s screaming?
Goodwill: Yes, she is!
911: What exactly is she screaming?
Goodwill: She’s screaming: “C-3PO, shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level! Do you copy? Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!”
Steal 500$ worth of children’s clothes from a TJ Maxx, get crushed to death in a Goodwill trash compactor – I adore my Dark And Terrible God Of ironY!
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